A
big Texan cowboy stopped at a local
restaurant following a day of
drinking and roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he
noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the
next table. Not only did it look good, but the smell was wonderful..
He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?" The waiter
replied, "Ah Senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull's
testicles from the bullfight this morning. A delicacy!"
The cowboy, undaunted, said, "What the heck, I'm on vacation, I'll have
some!" The waiter replied, "I am so sorry Senor. There is only one
serving per day because there is only one bullfight each morning. If
you place your order now, we will be sure to save you this delicacy for
tomorrow"
The cowboy placed the order and the next evening he was served the one
and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, and inspecting
the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These
are delicious, but they are much smaller than the ones I saw you serve
yesterday"
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor ... sometimes
the bull wins."
Sent by John
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