Confucius
Did Not Say
Thanks
Richard L
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Man
who wants pretty
nurse, must be
patient.
Passionate
kiss, like
spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
Better
to be pissed off
than pissed on.
Lady
who goes camping
must beware of evil intent.
Squirrel
who runs up
womans' leg will not find nuts.
Man
who leaps off cliff
jumps to conclusion.
Man
who runs in front of
car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
Man
who eats many prunes
get good run for money.
War
does not determine
who is right, it determines who is left.
Man
who fight with wife
all day get no piece at night.
It
takes many nails to
build a crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man
who drives like hell
is bound to get there.
Man
who stands on toilet
is high on pot.
Man
who live in glass
house should change clothes in basement.
Man
who fish in other
man's well often catch crabs.
A
lion will not cheat on
his wife, but a Tiger Wood!
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