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Naughty Golfisms Thanks Walt A collection of names, phrases, words, clichés and expressions used to describe bad golf shots. Memorize a few golf sayings then recite some of these on the the golf course. In a golf game, what is the definition of ... a Tim Horton a Rock Hudson a Roseanne Barr a Linda Ronstadt a Yasser Arafat a Camilla Parker-Bowles a Therman Munson a Michelin Man a Phyllis Diller a Twiggy a Vin Sculley a Billy Graham a Saddam a Kobe Bryant a Willie Nelson a Belinda Stronach a Linda Lovelace an Adolf Hitler an Arthur Scargill a Kate Winslet a Rodney King an OJ Simpson a Kate Moss a Gerry Adams a Salman Rushdie a Governor Rockefeller a Sophia Loren a Monica a Princess Grace a Princess Di a Glen Miller a Robin Cook a Darth Vader an Anna Kournikova an Allistar Campbell a Bin Laden a Vinnie Jones a Paris Hilton a Diego Maradonna a Ted Kennedy an Elton John a Marilyn Monroe a Jamie Oliver a Bobby Darrin a Rush Limbaugh a George W a John Kennedy Jr a Nancy Pelosi a Dick Cheney a Danny DeVito a Calista Flockhart a Saddam Hussein a Lawrence of Arabia a Sandy Hawley a Pee Wee Herman a JC a David Beckham a Red Grange a Bill Clinton a Barbra Streisand a Brittany Spears a Sonny Bono a Neil Smith an Anna Nicole Smith a Fabio a Culligan Marquis de Sod a Dennis Wise a Golf Teacher an Oral Roberts a Brown Ball a son-in-law a sister-in-law a daughter-in-law a mother-in-law a black angus a Brazilian a tired kangaroo a swallow an elephant's rump an anal a vaginal a breast a teenager a helicopter a viagra a viagra two a lover's grass a hockey stick a masturbation shot three putting is like... Ice cream on shit Herpes a rider a Bud Light a South American a condom a German virgin a Raisin Bran a Saskatchewan a toilet a gynecologist's assistant an immodium an agriculteral heave an IRA shot a hair piece a lady boy a snowman a circus tent a gutta percha a large On the Satan trail a communist a barkie Smoked it a woodpecker a cold shower a mother-in-law putt a giraffe's arse army golf a toilet flusher a scud an onion Tukaluk Catholic Golf . . . FISM AMF FISH BIPSIC BIPLI ENRON LOFT CRAFT PCFU NIBY DDO CBS AFT USA ABF FORE CPGA SHAFT FIGJAM RULES SSWF PBFU Golf Smiles NPR FM POF FUAB USGA PGM Tee It Forward Golf Handicap Estimator System 36  Free Driving Range Tips Free Golf Mind Tips Analyze Your Game Tactical Breathing For Golf How To Warm Up How To Play Fast Modified Peoria Golf System Golf  Stretches Calculate Your Swing Speed Swing Thoughts Nineteenth Hole Choose Your Optimal Tees How To Practice The Short Game Putting Grid Slope Rating

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