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hands but no thumbs? Answer: a clock - Where there are two, you see just one. But if there are thirty, you will see none. It comes in a month, but not in a year. Horror has several, but it causes no fear. It's in Wisconsin, but not New Hampshire. It's in a response, but not in an answer. Answer: The letter "O". I - I received a text on Christmas morning. It read: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z. What did this mean? Answer: No L (Noel) - I spit like bacon, I am made with an egg, I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg, I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole, I am long like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole. What am I? Answer: A snake |
