Adult Education

New Classes For Men

Classes at our local adult learning centre - Sign-up!
Note:
Due to the complexity & difficulty level, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants.

Topic 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Tray.
-Step by step, with slide presentation.

Topic 2
Toilet Paper: Does It Grow On The Holder?
-Round table discussion.

Topic 3
Is It Possible To Urinate By Lifting The Seat And Avoid Splashing The Floor/Walls And Nearby Bathtub?
-Group practice.

Topic 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper And the Floor.
-Pictures and explanatory graphics.

Topic 5
Dishes And Silverware: Can They Levitate And Fly Into the Sink?
-Examples on video.

Topic 6
Identity Crisis: Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
-Helpline support and support groups.

Topic 7
Learning How To Find Things, Looking In The Right Place Instead Of Turning The House Upside Down
-Diagrams and floor plans available

Topic 8
Health Watch: Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
-Graphics and audio tapes

Topic 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost.
-Live testimonials. (may be deleted due to unavailability of any men able to give testimonials)

Topic 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly As She Parallel Parks?
-Driving simulation.

Topic 11
Learning About Life: Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
-Online class and role playing.

Topic 12
How To Be The Ideal Shopping Companion. -
-Exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

Topic 13
How To Fight Cerebral Atrophy: Remembering Birthdays,Anniversaries, Other Important Dates And Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
-Cerebral shock therapy sessions (Full lobotomies offered)

Sent by Gary S.