Philosophy

Food for thought:

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
What's another word for thesaurus?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why do steam irons have a permanent press setting?
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
Why isn't phonetically spelled that way?
Why do they call them Jumbo-Shrimp?
And what's the point of a "final draft"?
What do humanitarians eat?
Are part time band leaders semi-conductors?
Where does the white go when snow melts?
If you are driving the speed of light and you turn your lights on:
- Do they come on??
- Do your tail lights come on twice as fast?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
I If a cow could laugh would milk come up its nose?

Sent by D.J.