Thursday

Everything Has A Gender

You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender.


Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.


Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.


A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.


A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.


Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.


A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.


A Subway is Male
, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.


An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.


A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.


A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male , didn't you?
But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!

Sent by Linda