You
may not know this but many nonliving
things have a gender.
Ziploc
Bags are Male,
because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
Copiers are Female,
because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed,
but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
A Tire is Male,
because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
A Hot Air Balloon is Male,
because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it,
and of course, there's the hot air part.
Sponges are Female,
because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
A Web Page is Female,
because it's always getting hit on.
A Subway is Male, because
it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
An Hourglass is Female,
because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
A Hammer is Male,
because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's
handy to have around.
A Remote Control is Female.
Ha! You thought it'd be male , didn't you?
But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it,
and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps
trying!
Sent by Linda
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