Italian Mafia

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls for his grandson to approach the bed.

"Lissin' a me.
I wanna for you to taka my chrome-plated 38-caliber revolver, so you will always remember me."

The grandson smiles weakly and replies; "But grandpa, I really donna a lika guns.

Howz about you leava me you ROLEX watch instead?"

Gasping for air the old man answers with a snarl in his voice; "Shuddup an lissin'.

Somma day, you gonna runna da business.

You gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home, and maybea a couple of bambinos."

After a slight pause to catch his breath he continues; "Somma day, you gonna comma home, and maybe find you wife inna bed with another man.

Whadda you gonna do then, .... pointa to you watch and say "Times up"?"

Sent by Peter