Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend
7.0
to Wife
1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing
that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0
installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other
system activity.
Applications such as Poker
Night 10.3, Football
5.0, Hunting
and Fishing 7.5, and Racing
3.6 can't seem to keep Wife 1.0
in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.
I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0,
but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
Please help!
Thanks,
A Troubled User.
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend
7.0
to Wife
1.0, thinking that it is just
a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM
and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0
and to return to Girlfriend
7.0.
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the
system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend
7.0
because Wife 1.0
is designed to not allow this.
Look in your Wife 1.0
manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child
Support.
I recommend that you keep Wife1.0
and work on improving the situation.
I suggest installing the background application "Yes
Dear" to alleviate software
augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE
because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before
the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife
1.0 is a great program, but
it tends to be very high maintenance.
Wife
1.0 comes with several
support programs, such as Clean
and Sweep 3.0, Cook
It 1.5 and Do
Bills 4.2.
However, be very careful how you use these programs.
Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag
9.5.
Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0
is to purchase additional software.
I recommend Flowers 2.1
and Diamonds 5.0
!
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary
With Short Skirt 3.3.
This application is not supported by Wife 1.0
and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,
Tech Support
Sent by Rolly
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